I need my Toast Bitch out here to get the salad ready to go with this chicken.
The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries
The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries
by Westfoldfell92 June 3, 2022

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by Marcus September 8, 2003

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023
