The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.

Mama Cass was wearin' extra pounds. Like 100 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

Dawg Pound

A Dawg Pound Is A Place Where Heroin (Dawg Food) Is Sold

Heroin Addict: Man you know where I can score some dawg food?

The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food

by Real_Hood_Terms July 3, 2020

Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

pound Sterling

Official currency of the United Kingdom

One pound Sterling is equal to 100 pence.

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022