Tickling tiny Tim

When a man jerks of his tiny dick

Yo man I heard Jackson tickling tiny Tim last night

by Rachelrachelbobachel September 19, 2021

Tim

his dick is negative inches and is constantly sleep deprived. Sits on his fucking play station 25/8. Cuts his hair short and eveyone knows its shit. negative metere defeter , lives on computer, poo sniffer

tim is a negstive meater defeater.

by luisbigd April 25, 2023

Tim A.

A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was last night?
Guy 2: Fucking sweet. I totally Tim A.'ed it last night.

by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020

Big Tim

A man who is the general depiction of a pedo. But doesn't put his dick in their bum

Leo - "BIG TIM"

Big Tim - "I don't fuck kids and I recommend you don't do drugs"

by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx November 30, 2018

Tim

An idiot, or small-brain who thinks they're funny and smart, and has a small one, does not apply to actual people named tim

guy one: did you see bryan, he was being such a Tim
guy two: ugh I know right

by Steptim September 15, 2020

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.

Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.

by I_like_farts August 14, 2024