Thomas Tuchel 

Thomas Tuchel is a German professional football manager and former player who is the current head coach of Premier League club Chelsea.
Known as the most attractive, handsome and smart manager of the football history.
Even Taylor Swift wrote her song (Wildest Dreams) about him (he's so tall and handsome as hell, he's so bad but he does it so well)

When you see an attractive smart blonde mid 40s man call him Thomas Tuchel

Thomas Tuchel by Mrs Unban November 22, 2021

Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

Thomas's Hair by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

Thomas The Tank Engine 

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running

Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?

Thomas The Tank Engine by FuckMeSillyV2.69 September 21, 2019

thomas hardy 

Hardy was a poet and novelist who admired keats, Bryon and shelly. Was concidered a romantic, modernist and victorian poet. Held agnostic and or athiest themes in his work, belifed in a vengful God however couldn't understand the need for God in the natural world it just made no sence to him. Was also into incestual love with his very much younger cousin, ignored his wife until he realised she died got all guilty and wrote some of his best poems when in mourning for her. He never concidered himself a poet until he was about 60 yrs old. An ugly guy who seemed to attracted a large amount of ladies. Born in dorset resented the industrial rev

Thoughts of phrena-a poem about his perfect women and his dead cousin.

thomas hardy by Magda Goebbels May 1, 2005

Thomas The Train 

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

Thomas The Train by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Thomas Hill 

(Noun) A Constitutional Convention style pony tail worn by conserviative upper-class American men given to delusional fancies of worldliness and superiority.

Hey Jim, Who ordered the Philly Cheeze Steak with saurkraut?

That Ben Franklin lookin guy over there in the tight shorts with the stoopid Thomas Hill.

Also see steven segal

Thomas Hill by Dale Woodenbox May 7, 2004

Thomas William

look up thomas in urban dictionary
look up william
combine the both

"i love him, he is such a thomas william

Thomas William by Thomas Collaro December 24, 2008