Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:

by Pee Doge January 5, 2021

The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out

Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them

by KAYSUSHIDEF April 12, 2023

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 2, 2021

gat food

Ammunition for a gun.

I went to the store to buy some gat food.

by TOK4 March 13, 2014

sport food

'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...

you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !

by michael foolsley May 3, 2023

Eatsure food

"Eat your food" is what some people can say when they are talking fast

Kid 1:*messing around with food*
Deadly auntie 1: eatsure food

by Harrydyke December 13, 2022