duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

by gnostic 1 May 5, 2013

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duck fit

Really mad, upset

your mother will have a duck fit if she knows what you're doing

by smokeyjoe nev February 27, 2015

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stepping on a duck

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise

ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!

by Neo December 25, 2003

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If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

by AH73 October 17, 2013

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dead duck

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

by Doukie February 17, 2009

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pink duck

the large bright pink duck that follows you around everywhere you go and demands to be fed every 20 minutes. if you don't feed it... it will haunt you and eventually steal your soul. so be sure to feed the pink duck every 20 minutes these pink ducks will eventaully take over the world.

excuse me i need to feed the pink duck again... its hungry

by rmhl225 May 16, 2010

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