Santa Fe, Texas

A waste of populated swamp lands referred to as the swamp ass country. Mostly populated by degenerative incest families who drink at the orange bar.

You smell very Santa Fe, Texas like after that long day of work.

by 92910 September 9, 2016

Tenis

A tiny, small, or miniscule penis.

Pronounced: Tee-nis.

"Jonathon, does your tenis hurt?"

by Jacobean January 7, 2007

Texas Bigfoot

While having intercourse, one takes a dump on the others chest and steps in it, representing a foot print, and the shit like dirt. It also has to do with the legend of Bigfoot, which has attempted to be proven by either photos or footprints.

"So what happened with you and Mandy last night?"

"We went back to her apartment and i gave her a Texas Bigfoot!"

by MjolnirXVII July 27, 2009

Texas Ranchhand

Perhaps the most elusive sex move North of the Rio Grande. It is an act in which, after penile hand relief, a couple partakes in anal fornication. Generally, a saddle is placed on the back of the woman (or catcher in the case of a gay orgy) and animal noises are made by both partners. After the clan sex, the man deficates in a plastic Walmart bag, ties it off, and beats the woman sensless with it in a southern fashion.

Neighbor: "I heard some animal noises next door I think the Wilsons were doing the Texas Ranchhand"
Neighbor's Wife: "That explains the Walmart bag full of shit in our mailbox"

by MississipiSwampMonster June 3, 2010

Jasper, Texas

town where the draging happened, just to note the three whites guys, none of them were from jasper, also some white guy got killed that morning dont remember who buy, also the week before that a white women was stabed to death buy a black guy Some people from the Jasper Texas area or other parts of deep east TX just mean (a slow news day).

Wow did you hear about Aruba day 417, must be a Jasper, Texas news day.

by Ickus Zozen September 22, 2005

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!

Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

texas

Texas is a state that, for some unknown reason is full of people who think it is the best state ever and all the other states are not real states. These people go on urban dictionary and post definitions about how great Texas is and how we “shouldn’t mess with Texas” and that “it’s the only state worthy of even making a definition of” then all the other Texans come and give it a thumbs up.

Also the state that uses the death penalty most.

Texan: I’m from Texas! Don’t mess with Texas it’s the best state ever!

Normal non Texan: well Texas has some issues such as high amounts of drug use and child abusers. It also has it’s good things such as authentic Mexican food, but I certainly wouldn’t call it the best state ever.

Texan: hey shut up! We can kick your ass!

Normal non Texan: See that’s the issue, it has a violent subculture.

by Polexia March 20, 2008