Pinky Test 

You(a female) takes her hand(flat) and inderts fingers starting with the index into her pussy until it hurts or it wont fit anymore. & when she hits the pink she's a whore. & if she makes it to the thumb she's fisting and should kill herself.

Dude idk if i'd fit so i made he do the pinky test and she got to the ring finger. Thank god kuz if he hit the pinky i was outta there!

Pinky Test by D.Dizzle3 October 2, 2008

drug test 

a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.

Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test

drug test by thehomie42069 April 6, 2021

The Parent Test 

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

The Parent Test by Aaron September 20, 2004

The Geek Test 

When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.

Good luck!

Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!

The Geek Test by nirmy April 11, 2013

dip test 

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

dip test by Tim June 3, 2004

high test 

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing

Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.

high test by Pot a wana December 25, 2007

pencil test 

a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black

hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black

pencil test by adam nicolia August 25, 2008