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asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.
dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night
by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009
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Foreskin Teleportation

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"
by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004
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television

1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.

2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.

3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 24, 2006
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Telewest

Outstandingly good employer of highly skilled broadband techies
That is a "telewest" way to do things.
by paddy uber tech November 14, 2003
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telepoop

when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time
Tom: "hey"

Bob: "hey, whats up?"

Tom: "Nothing... I hope you dont mind, but im taking a telepoop right now."
by megaaa February 22, 2008
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the telegraph

A news company, for retards, by retards.
-You read the Telegraph?
-No, I heard they wanted to censor slang
by Bhb October 25, 2019
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telepromptourettes

The incoherent, awkward fumble of words that escape the mouth of the President (or any public orator) after their teleprompter has malfunctioned.
"Did you see Obama's speech last night? Talk about a bad case of telepromptourettes!"
by FinkyStingers March 19, 2009
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