Turd Baby

A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.

Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.

by Martymo June 15, 2013

turd nuggets

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

Turd Burgaler

a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds

damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!

by chuckles September 6, 2004

Turd Nugget

A person who acts like a large/ginormous piece of doody.

Ross is a turd nugget and a dork (whale's penis).

by Beautiful Silky April 18, 2011

turd burgler

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

fart a turd

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

by tonyfamous October 20, 2010