Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

Toilet

-A stealthy way to describe a scrumptious female backside.

"dude check out that toilet!"
"wow dude, greatest toilet ever, its huuuge!"

by buttmaster56565656 November 4, 2009

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

University of Toledo

A poor excuse for a post-secondary school. While located in the nicest part of central-city Toledo (that ain't saying much), it still cannot deny its strong ghetto heritage. It is a very diverse school that is pretty representative of Greater Toledo (which can be a plus) with lots of Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos. The school is however open admission and will take any retard that can find money for tuition. It has earned its nickname "Bancroft High" fully.

"Man, I don't know what I want to do with my life....I think I'll just go to UT and get high and hit up the clubs downtown."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."

by C-Dawg Njaim April 19, 2005

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

Toledo

A combination of an alligator and a torpedo. It has it's teeth removed, and then loaded into an attack submarine. At this time it is fired from the submarine in a torpedo-like fashion, fast and powerful. With it's de-teethed mouth, it eats all the broccoli in the ocean.

"Holy Toledo!!"

by littleman794 September 13, 2012