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Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
by David Bq July 28, 2008
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stone cold killer

The guy(s) who really killed JFK.
by rondh69 November 2, 2003
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stone

a person who thinks they know everything, argues about everything even if they agree with the other person.

argues for the sake of arguing.
by shawn stone May 12, 2007
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Stine

Unwanted change brought on by irritation that seldom ends in positivity or growth. To control or take advantage of by artful, unfair, or insidious means.
Don't Stine your way to the top.
by Manook February 3, 2010
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Stone Waffle

The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.
The WaffleKeeper is the only one who can use the Stone Waffle
by [Puppetshowkid] July 19, 2007
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Alabama Stone Pussy

A form of sexual intercorse where your partner is pinned upside on a wall while her legs are spread open. You then start throwing hot rocks at her vagina. You then have sex when her vagina is both, burnt and brusied.
Dude, my girl wasn't behaving last night so I gave her the Alabama Stone Pussy. She deserved it.
by B n'J December 29, 2016
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stone

A person that is not active, in both actions and thoughts.

–adjective:

A person who is too slow in thinking that literally comes to a stop.

Often used to describe an awkward pause during a speech or conversation, where the speaker freeze and stares blankly.

Another word for Blank.
Team Leader: "Alright everybody errr...." *SILENT*
Member A: "Our Leader just Stoned".

Everybody: *silent* *silent* *silent*

Michelle: "Gosh!! lets go ppl, dont just stone here?!?"

Mary: "Is it ok to leave him behind?"
John: "Dont worry, he can sit there and stone all day"
by sggreans April 15, 2010
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