Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

stufu

shut the fuck up

hey stufu i am trying to watch the show!

by slojo1968 January 14, 2009

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Staff Car

When you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. Ouila -- You've got a staff car! The next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. Guaranteed laffs for the entire family!

"You see, officer it was a joke. We turned our Yugo into a staff car. Get it?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

sluff juice

vaginal secretions of the sexually aroused female

"When that fish scent fills the air,
there'll be sluff juice everywhere" -- Wang Dang Doodle

by Weak Thought October 15, 2010

Sruff

swell things, stuff with a little flare.

I just wanna paint and draw sruff.

by goninjakill November 18, 2010

staff

a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim

Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.

by Swedish Bob September 26, 2006