status

the ranking of how well you interact and flirt with girls.

my best friend's status jumped last night after the fun he had.

by John Hartley September 2, 2007

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statusfied

A Facebook user that has a status filled out is statusfied.

John Smith's status on Facebook is "John is taking a nap." John Smith is statusfied.

by Jacob Gallant April 18, 2008

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A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.

Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed

by kinger22 June 20, 2011

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Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

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by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

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Status Bomb

When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.

Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.

by MaddyG1 June 25, 2012

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