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smarty party

I heard it off a chick called Pieta and she said it was when two chikas shuv smartys up their pussies and they take turns in having them licked out.
Pieta, what's a smarty party? Fuck off look it up on urban dictionary.(not the real words of pieta)
by Beckie October 28, 2004
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smarty

A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.
Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.
by Gopherullas November 13, 2011
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shart sauce

created by the imaginative minds of photochopz.com , and used daily by members sman22, ndagym, and one of the admins, bc_2005 , shart sauce has become one of the internets greatest discoveries in terms of newfound words. Shart sauce has many meanings. It originates from the term "shart" and the term "weak sauce"
"This thread is full of spicy shart sauce"

This term is often used as a reply to pointless threads / topics with the reply simply stating "shart sauce"

Another example would be threads created such as:

"Would you walk around a busy mall with shart sauce in your BVD's for $500?"
by Benny Shart August 5, 2008
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Porn smarts

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.
I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
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smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.
by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006
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Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012
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Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
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