shart

where you fart and shit at the same time

i sharted

by cnut March 3, 2004

shart

A wet fart. When you fart and it is like a type of wet shit that comes out and drips down your leg.

OMFG mike sharted on his sisters pillow. damn this sucked, i was with my gf when i sharted and it smelled likedog shit.

by St. Brigid School February 25, 2005

smartass

Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.

Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)

by Slashco June 12, 2004

shirt shart

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. June 12, 2009

shart palpitations

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

by ck slick June 3, 2009

Shart

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?

by Sean September 10, 2004

shart

Shart is an amalgum of the words shit and art. Shart is commonly found in college degree shows and the like.

Lets go to the art college and see this years shart. We might get some free champagne.

by Nina Chadwick September 10, 2006