Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

by gumbo23 April 1, 2011

Ho Slapped

Wut busted ho's get that steal ur man, friend's man, relatives, or ur boyz.

U know wut ho's get? They get ho slapped!!

by Ashley Deka October 4, 2005

slapper

refers to one who is a zeta at BSC.

look at that girl she just pledged ZTA, tonight she's going to get drunk at the pledge party and post what frat guy she bangs on her livejournal.
I know what a slapper!

by howdydoody January 11, 2008

hand slapper

1. Your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from India.
2. A bitch/asshole that doesn't want you to touch their goods.

Hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!

Dude: Hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
Friend: Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch, she's a hand slapper.

by Contrair April 14, 2006

nitch slapping

When a man is having sex in the missionary position, and the balls are smacking the girls asshole

dude, i was nitch slapping last night

by urmomonmycock September 18, 2010

slappin it

Wanking or Getting a Handjob from your girlfriend like your slappin your dick around

my girlfriend came over and she started slappin it around

by t-mac 9 October 22, 2009

cat slapped

A comical event when your friend gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017