simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

Simon

Gods disciple

Simon is the best for some fucking reason

by hollacost September 22, 2023

simone

simone is a boy who only cares about people with back and he only cares about the leng tings and his cute girlfriend ava and he loves the mandem so much and all his mandem know how to do is care about leng tings because there rude to meady tings like himani

simone: ai ym i just saw some leng ting

by millieeeexo October 1, 2023

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

Simon

he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic

yo Simon what a little bic

by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023