Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.

Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day

by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020

Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."

by names-epicc June 6, 2021

Alien SIMP

An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)

Person 1: Gosh I love aliens
Person 2: Ikr, my friend is an Alien SIMP

by NonAlienSIMP September 25, 2020

Fleet Simp

A Moderator In The Comfy Corner Discord Server Who Needs A Promotion

Wow Fleet Simp Needs A Promotion

by Jetmouse3000 January 2, 2021

No simp september

No simp September for the boys.

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !

by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020

beta simp

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

by REENSLAD June 4, 2020

the big simp

no not S.I.M.P simp which means the biggest daddy on the universe and is sexy af

damn that guy is a the big simp

by the biggest simp June 7, 2018