Shooty poops

Diarrhea

I've been up all night with the shooty poops.

by Crazyspice2002 December 13, 2016

shoot my boot

Is something you say in place a bad word

Shoot my boot I just lost again!

by Incognito breeto January 26, 2017

Shooting with the freedom brothers

A circle jerk consisting of men who feel overwhelmingly insecure about their masculinity and feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them how "manly" they are every single chance they get. They may also have aggressive sexuality harassment and rape tendencies toward women, because they are after all nothing more than pieces of meat who aren't equal to the superior manly race anyway so it doesn't matter. They may also impregnate these women that they prey upon as well because Trump made killing babies illegal and the world needs more of these savage masculine jar heads running around. These particular extreme right-winged militia men areally also obnoxiously racist and strongly believe that racist slurs and actions are completely okay as long as it isn't against their precious porcelain skin color, but at the same time are in total denial of their racism. They also love to prey upon "cry baby snowflakes" because it reminds them of Trump's "snowflakes" they catch in their little bitch mouths. If you dare burn a flag on US soil they're gonna come and shoot you in the face with the freedom brothers, but if you're not in US soil and you burn a flag it's totally okay! You dknt want that, they're strong as hell for carrying all those extra chromosomes! Oh and don't forget THEY'RE IN THE MILITARY AND BETTER THAN YOU LIBTARDS!!!

Hey man, I'm feeling pretty insecure about my small penis, wanna go shooting with the freedom brothers? I'd love to see that big ol' bald eagle America shlong of yours. Mmm, I wanna make you butthurt if ya know what I mean ;) no homo"

by SmittyWebenjagermanjensen#1 February 8, 2017

shooting a sheriff

The act of smoking marijuana or hash, in any form, even with vape or volcano

P1. hey dude, do you wanna shoot the sheriff?
P2. Nah dude is just shoot one with Jeff like 30 min ago
P1. really? did not know Jeff was shooting anymore, didn't he get caught?
P2. ah.. I don't know bro, he is shooting a sheriff right now, that is all i know.

by seboy August 28, 2017

shootin doves

Just another slang for jerkin off! (You can never have too many right?)

Scott's in his room shootin doves right now . He's sexually frustrated.

by RVDk September 7, 2017

SHOOF

A combination of 'SHOOK' and 'OOF' used when one is left shocked and or unable to make a comeback.

"HEY AT LEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"BOI YO GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE MY MOM"
"Uhhmmm...shit... SHOOF"

by Jaeren Rainy Daddyvas November 6, 2017

shooty bangs

taking fire or hear fire.

eg: "shooty bangs to the north" . "shooty bangs on me"

by deano_m_ April 20, 2018