shoob

To be hit with a shoe

My grandma use to shoob me

by Dinkster July 2, 2020

ShooterChicken

ShooterChicken... The name of a man truely devoted to his mysterious line of work. ShooterChicken... The mere nickname of a man that you may never ever get to know. Not even a name, age or voice... ShooterChicken, may possibly be one of the most versatile men in existence. You see... This boy... No... MAN.. Is one of the best people you will ever encounter in the online world. He lightens all chats whether it's in Roblox or Discord. He says the most random shit you will ever hear in your whole life. But, That's what makes this person truly a gift from our god. This nigga is also a fucking weeb tf? He can speak fluent Japanese sentences to you in half a second. He also has unfunny Jojo memes but whatever floats his boat. ShooterChicken is one of the most mysterious people you will ever encounter. You can talk to him for days, weeks, years, months or decades and still not gain a piece of information about his very existence. In all honesty. I, myself have no information on this man whatsoever. But that's the beauty of it. ShooterChicken is loved by all and while he can get carried away, he will forever shine light onto others and brighten other's days.

Girl 1: Hey babe, have you ever gained any information on the boy, ShooterChicken?
Girl 2: Did you call him a boy? He is a true man! He is ShooterChicken afterall.

Girl 1: Okay but did you find out anything about the man himself?
Girl 2: No, well yes, except umm... He likes decapitated human body parts, dead dogs, anime and child porn. Pretty fucked up indeed.
Girl 2: That indeed is very fucked up. But it's also very hot *blushes* God, I want this boy... no, man. To fuck me so hard.

by Definitely not Kevin haha June 2, 2020

shooshi

shooshi is a combination of names for two people who are perfect together! shooshi literally translates to perfect because these two people can NOT get enough of each other and they’re always there for each other. there is no shoo w out the shi. and sometimes the shi thinks he’s not good enough for the shoo but in reality he’s more than enough and no one can top him. they understand one another like no two people have before. they’re literal soulmates and nothing can beat them. <3 <3 <3

if shooshi broke up the universe would implode😡

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Shoot the Messenger

A party game where you take the last three people you messaged, and the group chooses one thread to be read out loud, unless you use your veto

"Let's play Shoot the Messenger"
"Okay, you first"
"Alright, my last three convos are with Alex, Will, and Jill"
"I choose the Jill convo"

by insomniack November 13, 2020

Shooshey Sasa

it means you like to lick ass

dude you are so shooshey sasa

by Za Poopys January 28, 2021

shoonism

Shoonism is the act of being a complete faggot or someone that is totally clueless in almost any activity they’re involved in.

As he died due to not pressing his buttons he was blamed it on his shoonism acting up.

by Lts March 18, 2021

shoot around

shoot with a basketball

i’m about to shoot around with the bros

by benjii July 2, 2021