Bathroom Shuffle

The akward, thighs pressed together bolt a girl does to the bathroom after she has just taken a fat load of cum. Usually said girl has some form of plug, either a wad of tissues or her hands to stop the outpour of said cum !

Dude, i shagged this chick last night and it was the funniest bathroom shuffle ive ever seen !

by nmk_427 August 20, 2009

Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.

Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

by docshuffler April 8, 2009

five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.

The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.

by Bob Memphis December 20, 2009

Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007

Newtown Shuffle

A campish walk, not necessarily gay.

"When he walks, he walks the newtown shuffle..."

by You sold out for free? September 7, 2005

bieber shuffle

A sexy dance that is done by Justin Bieber.

I want to do the bieber shuffle

by swagswagwag November 12, 2011

snuffaluffagus

1. a word that means sex but you use this word cuz you don't like to say sex
sex
2. a fuzzy big woolly mammoth type thing on seseme street
sesame street

1. they had snuffaluffagus
2. i saw the snuffaluffagus on tv when i was watching w/ my little bro

by Ali Banana January 6, 2005