september 5th

National Sex day.

Guy “ Hey want to come over?”

Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”

by Somebsuudhehd June 2, 2018

September 1st

September 1st was the day Hitler invaded Poland. Therefore if you were born in this day, you’re a Nazi.

“my birthday is September 1st!”

“fuckin nazi”

by lizard whore October 17, 2019

September 14th

September 14th is national kiss your GF/Crush day! Boys use this wisely because its only today!

Boy: *Kisses crush*
Crush: What are you doing!
Boy: haven't you heard, its September 14th!

by You're Welcome Boys September 13, 2021

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020

September

No, no. It's not just that month when kids are born cause the 'rents' abortion failed. It's actually a lovely name. Children named September are free spirits that come from a loving home and don't give a crap what you think of them. They will always be there for you and often listen to 80's music. They have beautiful hair with eyes to match. If you don't know a September, GO FIND ONE!

Hold on, my September is calling me and I have to answer or her lovely hair will get all over my feet!

by WishitwasShannon June 21, 2011

September-Tenth

(adj) 1. Referring to anything passé.
2. Demonstrating disregard for homeland security.

1. Ally’s mum had her colours done. That shit is so September-Tenth.
2. Feeling the urge to purge? Bulimia is so September-Tenth.
3. Can you believe they didn’t search my bags in Newark? That is so September-Tenth.

by -g. September 27, 2003

september 8th

If you were born on this day you have a small penis

September 8th baby's have small penises

by MichaelGaylolhesuckspenis October 17, 2019