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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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semsible

Semi sensible.
1. Sensible, generally, but with the capacity /inclination to not take things too seriously

2. Sensible, but still observing the absurdity of existence
"Have fun at the rave" said Dave's Mum, "be sensible "

"..I'll be semsible" said Dave, cheekily, knowing full well that he was actually going to get well munted.
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Season

A term used to express 1 year
If we caught we gon go away for 100 season-tee grizzly
by Snowflake killer January 20, 2021
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Seasoned tictac

Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
Oi, Roadman ting you seasoned tictac
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
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