seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016

Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018

Seasoned bitch

A bitch bagel

"dude quit being a seasoned bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

rolled cuffs season

It is from Oct.15 to Nov. 21

Joe: Jessica roll your cuffs!
Jessica: Why Joe?
Joe: Well it's Rolled Cuffs Season!
Jessica: oh..

by Him Thomas October 28, 2013

Escapism szn/season

Referring to the period of year right before “cuffing season” that is popularised by the SZA song “escapism”. The term mostly has dark humour undertones. It usually refers relating to the emotions of the song that depicts using superficial and reckless distractions to cope with heartbreak. It is also used to describe the period of the year when the song was popularised hence evoking nostalgia.

“It’s escapism szn/season coming, you know im about to go all out wild”

by Sanaun August 29, 2025

buffing season

Buffing season is what follows Cuffing Season. This other half of the year, begins after a short Spring break, and is perhaps the more public time of relationships. ‘Buffing season’ is where the same single or coupled people begin looking for longer term viability of said partnership(s) for the rest of the other seasons. Buffing season usually begins in April to May, as in ‘I may… want to get more active or fit or stay relatively as-is, as is preferable to the couple, to get to enjoy the summer months more in the buff, as desired… It makes sense then, for buffing season to be motivated one way or another by the warmer weather. Some people get more buff in this season, just as some continue the cuff.

After a cozy cuffing season of lots of netflix and chill, they dusted off the gym equipment to get ready for Buffing Season, and get beach ready.

by innernetartpeoples September 21, 2021

Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.

"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."

by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022