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Hoodie season

Stealing a boys hoodie and never giving it back
"Hey its hoodie season" girl 1 says
"Oh no.."
by XxmElOnsX November 9, 2020
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seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating
I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist
by lowquality August 3, 2025
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Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.
Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season
by BIGDADY August 23, 2012
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trade of the season

The hottest guy in the season (mainly in RuPauls Drag Race)
Jada Essence Hall was named trade of the season by Heidi or maybe she's not the trade of the season?
by MissLuxe September 6, 2023
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pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy
dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning
by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011
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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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Lynx Season

Lynx Season is the period after Christmas where every man smells of Lynx Africa deodorant after receiving it as a last minute present.
Abigail: I can't stand the smell of all the dudes in Subway.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.
by KingdomofYr February 13, 2022
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