Don Samuels

Ilhan Omar's primary challenger, propped up by Republicans. Despite their support and millions of dollars, he lost in 2022.

Hopefully that pro-genocide guy Don Samuels loses again, I'll be voting Ilhan Omar and you should too!

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

Gunther "Samuel" Browning: The First Juvenile Release.

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Gunther "Samuel" Browning: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions

Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.

by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025

dirty little sample spoon

n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.

That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.

by mz.muthaforkher February 1, 2012

Walt Whitman's sampler

A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.

Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!

by QuacksO August 6, 2019

African core sample

When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.

She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.

by Thunderdaddy May 9, 2021

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021