Stokely Steamer

When a woman profusely vomits on their partners chest, all while receiving oral sex from their partner and further lathering the vomit into the chest of the partner.

“Oh yeah baby, you’ve got to Stokely Steamer me tonight. I’m so excited!”

by Broc Hard April 12, 2023

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

taladega steamer

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.

Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.

by WeastByMidWeast June 5, 2023

Wichita Steamer

A Cleveland steamer with corn in it.

Mikey just did a Wichita steamer after eating corn on the cob at the state fair with Harley

by Kansascityskippy69 June 10, 2023

thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.

Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.

by SubOhm June 27, 2023

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023