squirrel

Something that a person calls when they dont want their friends to hit on them.

to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.

that girl is fine. SQUIRREL!!

Brad hit on the girl i liked...he's a total squirrel scammer.

by rachelarriaga April 6, 2008

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Squirrel

Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake

Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!

by TheJake67 January 14, 2009

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a person who always shows up when someone has weed but NEVER has any to contribute. This person may also upcharge friends and pinch their bags when their acting as middleman. EVERYBODY knows at least one of these people.

this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.

Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.

by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009

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One who causes a distraction, or draws attention away from the real problem.

Person 1: Oh my God, you broke a wheel off my car!

Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?

Person 1: Yeah she is...

Bystandard: What a squirrel.

by HydrocholricAcid November 19, 2010

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Squirrel

Noun:
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.

NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.

1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.

2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.

by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012

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