smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

Fuck Smoke

When a man over the age of 60 ejaculates during sex and a huge cloud Of smoke blows out of his dick because he has not used it in years. Death usually occurs simultaneously, along with a large explosive bowel movement and a deathly deep cough causing the heart to explode

Oh god it’s horrible, frank died of fuck smoke last night, I told him he was too old for sex!

by John fstick December 1, 2019

Smoking it Irish

To smoke a cigarette, rollie or fag without using a filter.

How do you smoke your rollies
I like Smoking it Irish

by Coco17555 December 12, 2019

Smoking Piss

Smoking Something Very Dodgey

Sam - "Did you see Mya Smoking Piss?"
Max - "Nah G"

by newpoint November 18, 2020

Brown Smoke

The act of blowing any kind of smoke to the anus of another human-being and then having them fart it into your mouth.

Friend 1 : You want want that brown smoke?

Friend 2 : I'd love some brown smoke!

by iDrinkBeer November 8, 2020

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017

smoking lung

A special, hidden lung that is activated by a couple of drinks and allows you to light up a smoke directly after putting out the previous one without feeling miff.

Friend: "Let go out for a ciggie"
Me: "Urgh no bro, last night my smoking lung opened after two draughts and and I finished two packets of smokes in three hours!"

by thewordman777 February 9, 2018