Robert

Ugly Fat Person

"Its a robert"

by retardedpersan0400 October 29, 2019

Robert

He is a tuff nigga

Have you seen Robert

Ya he's a tuff nigga

by Robert 2 February 3, 2020

robert gordon’s

you go to gordon’s, your a proper posho who can’t fight, you act hard, try be chavvy but i don’t work! it’s the biggest shit hole of a private school:)

oi, you go to robert gordon’s

you slag

by ur nanny who has a granny February 27, 2020

Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

Dirty Robert

A guy (usually a shifter) who watches porn with his underlings.

“Dang, have you seen Robert? We just watched some big booty latinas.”

“Yeah man, Dirty Robert just ran to the bathroom”

by Brovid homie September 9, 2021

roberson

to steal; to take something without permission (esp. valuable medical equipment)

That doctor put his license on the line when he robersoned that bronchoscope and tried to sell it on Ebay.

by Packetstorm August 23, 2011

Robert

If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.

Girl: Oh, you are such a Robert, I want to marry you.
Boy: Thanks!

by SexyGuy May 27, 2013