butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs

Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005

Rip a fat chub

To smoke weed, either a j or a bowl, can also refer to smoking a bong.
Variations: rip a chubby, blaze a chub/chubby, chief up a chubby, rip a chub.

Lets rip a fat chub then go to tbell.

Wanna rip a chub in my basement?

by Wayzata Toker June 8, 2011

rip yer jaw

punch

am gonna fuck yer maw then rip yer jaw

by DEMON WOLF XL October 23, 2012

rip that p ayeeee

it’s a tiktok trend that was and currently is famous in 2021.

rip that p ayeeee. it formerly means rip that pussy

by followmeontiktok April 25, 2021

Right rack ripped

Getting extremly drunk

Ah ya, me and Deaner are gonna get right rack ripped on Pilsner tonight!!

by Metalazfuck October 2, 2010

Wikipedia rip current

Extending the metaphor of "surfing" the internet, a Wikipedia rip current is the phenomenon of browsing Wikipedia and getting side tracked for hours by clicking related links.

I got stuck in a Wikipedia rip current, I started reading about the civil war then three hours later I found myself reading about butterflies.

by fmgugle4 July 22, 2011

rip the granny out of

to give something a thrashing

'look at your car! you've ripped the granny out of it!'

by kxix August 3, 2004