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Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020
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Redneck

Someone who lives in a swamp in Alabama and cooks food in a bathtub.
Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
by What is in your search history December 5, 2021
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Redneck Shindig

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…
by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024
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redneck strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard
by tjk31415 January 17, 2019
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redneck tumble

Securing a barrel or container of liquid or powder to the rim of a large wheel, such as on a tractor, and slowly driving around as an inexpensive means of shaking and mixing the contents of the container.
(referring to an old fuel tank) "There's quite a bit of gunk in there, looks like it's pretty thick on the bottom, so I think we're gonna have to give this thing the ol' redneck tumble."
by Your chicanery buddy November 22, 2023
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out rednecked

When a Redneck beats another Redneck at their own game.
Damn Carl, you just got out rednecked!
by Out Rednecked June 4, 2017
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Redneck Third Base

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
by Tex in affect February 26, 2023
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