queef

a vaginal release of gas.

Travis--*after inner-course* what was that?

Sara--...I queefed.

by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiisaih January 30, 2007

Queef

A silent but smelly breeze that comes out of the pussy.

Penny did a long queef on a bus.

by Kikaider June 25, 2003

queef

vaginal fart when a penis is too small, which thusly creates an air vacuum in a female's vagina.

jim was smaller than anyone else i have had sex with, so i tended to queef a helluva lot more.

by ARCPUNK May 8, 2003

Queef

A yummy mexican snack

My sloppy china is a queef taco

by Roger May 19, 2004

Queef

A vaginal utterance, named after the ancient Egyptian queen, Queeflatiti.

Holy queefs Rhonda, did that sound just come out of you pussy ?

by Manny-F July 10, 2003

queef

a dead dog. particularly smelly. used to describe the smell of a vaginal belch.

That chihuahua ran into the street and i hit it. Now everybody has to look at that little bloody queef.

by turdferguson157 March 27, 2009

queef stick

Your dong. In other words, what makes queefs happen.

TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice

When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.

by DJ Dirty Balls September 15, 2009