cunt punisher

A gentler form of beating your female partner. She pisses you off, so you punish her cunt. Enjoyable for both, and she can't call the cops.

The bitch ran up the credit card bills, so I gave her a good cunt punishing. I am a cunt punisher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006

Fart-punch

when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.

my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.

by Brandon2343242432 February 23, 2009

2-hole punch

To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.

1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!

by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009

Punchpology

An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.

I'm still pissed about it so I gave a punchpology rather than an apology.

She said "Sorry, bitch face." I think I just got a punchpology.

by K.Slice January 2, 2015

three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly July 30, 2008

Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

by Your mom April 28, 2004