Poon

Verb

To utterly own something, someone. The point of no return, a level up from pwn.

Past Tense: Poon'd
Future Tense: I will poon

The chain of ownage:
Poon > Pwn > Own

Person1: Hey man whats up?
Person2: You fucking faggot get the fuck out and die.
Person1: Insecure much?
Person2: ...
Person1: Poon'd!

by Jake ARE March 17, 2007

poon

a pussy,sissy,ranker and/or fag

Luis M Guzman Jr from Las Vegas Nevada is the gayest poon in our school.

by casperlv702 September 9, 2003

Poon Tang

The act of gettin' down. ie. Rubbin' your nuts on that chin, rubbin the butt-hole with your forearms, doin' the ol' muff dive.

I can't wait 'til i get home so i get some god damn poon tang.

by Benny Gilmun October 21, 2003

poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon

A young female which is probably underage, which older males are attracted to.

Dude1: Hey, chick out that girl, she is a proper poon!
Dude2: Woah, no way dude! I aint touching that!

by charlesx2 July 6, 2011

poon

Action of hitting object.

Verb

I pooned him in the face. <dicovered accidentually while playing Enter the Matrix>

by Steven Hollingshead October 20, 2003

Poon

A vagina. Also called a pussy.

"Poon flows like a river ...once a month."

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003