Procranstonating

Like procrastinating but in this variation one spends their time surfing the web reading things about Bryan Cranston and all things Breaking Bad.

Mike: "Hey why are you reading a recap of last nights's Breaking Bad episode? Shouldn't you be studying?"
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."

by crd637 November 18, 2013

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Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

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Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

by Chrishendo April 29, 2014

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Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

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Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

by travvo May 13, 2014

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