pouchpoopycongitis

occurs when the vowels aren’t emptied with a tube through the belly tunnel in narnia.

only effects young girls from the ages 10 through 15.

symptoms include:
-brown breast lactation

-pink eye
-brown blood (old)
-brown urine

-yellow skin

-brown tears
-wrinkled skin
-hair falling out
-ringworm

-cramps
-death

treatments:
-none

elizabeth: i’m so embarrassed, im lactating brown juice, i have itchy pink eye, i bled and it was brown! my skin turned yellow and i started to cry brown (old) blood, im aging really fast and my hair is falling out rapidly, im cramping so badly and i think i have ringworm everywhere.

i might die.

barbra: jesus. i’m glad i emptied my poopy pouch this sunday. *phew* you might want to get checked out for pouchpoopycongitis.

elizabeth: *dies*

by girlsdontpoop2000!! May 18, 2022

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Pouchy

A boilded egg that is carried in jail in the V.

Mayling has the best 100 day pouchy's in this joint and go for a carton of cigs.

by Probablynotfunny July 30, 2022

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Pouchichi

Cute little baby

Awww look at my pouchichi

by Pouchichi September 14, 2023

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pouchacha

Your hooha (hootenanny) after the best day of your life; a day so good it makes your hooha want to cha cha

“I’m having such a good day. I’m really feeling my pouchacha right now.”
“It’s a pouchacha type of day!” (that means it’s a good day)

by j@ckthestr!pper01 June 24, 2025

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Running pouches

A term originated when rednecks are trying to dip in school, it’s became a thing when someone is dipping and they use snus instead of tobacco by itself so they don’t have to spit and get caught by teachers. It’s used when someone is being a pussy

Timothy won’t even ask Nancy out, I bet he is running pouches

by Untieds April 19, 2018

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