A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.
Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon
by The Pain train July 6, 2024
Get the Poon Tycoon mug.Someone with severe mental brain damage, typically caused by inhaling the sharpie fumes too much at a young age.
by Feetsteps August 1, 2024
Get the Poon mug.To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.
“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”
It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025
Get the Farm poon mug.A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.
Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance
Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance
1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.
by lilpoonie October 18, 2025
Get the poon mug.A fictional species from the game "ATLYSS" that are a lagomorphic race of forest creatures. Their body features range from those of rabbits to jackalopes, with several available antler options. They can also have other mammalian features, with character creation options allowing for feline and canine characters.
by bemis development group November 8, 2025
Get the Poon mug.When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.
Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?
Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.
by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025
Get the Pooning mug.Another term for a "boom boom room" or somewhere where there is an assortment of women and sexual activities going on and on an ongoing basis. A strip club could be considered a "poon palace" as well as a brothel, an after hours spot or a party house where there are known to be lots of hedonistic events on a regular.
by TrillTalk33 April 4, 2025
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