dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018

Love Paradox

A boy or girl you have a crush on but literally HATE.

I don't know how I feel about Martin he is such a Love Paradox!

by TheRealRandom August 7, 2018

Chicken Parade

A traffic slow down on the hiway that is caused by a cop in front of a bunch of cars, and everyone is too afraid to pass him.

Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a Chicken Parade on the way in to work this morning.

by Morty69 October 26, 2018

hospitality paradox

A theory when hospitality/friendliness and privacy never go hand in hand

Hotel's room service is the perfect example of hospitality paradox: Imagine when you're experimenting with sex and your room service rang the bell: you'll be panicked since you're afraid they report you for indecent behaviour

by Sir. B February 21, 2021

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021

mayday parade

an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse

my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade

by miserableatbest February 14, 2022