Principal

A former football coach with 2 losing seasons

Secretary: "The principal is coming to observe your class tomorrow, Mr. Smith"

Mr. Smith: "Oh, the joys of teaching band. Now I'll get to hear about why it's my fault we're 24th seed this year."

by saxman76 October 18, 2010

Pillow Princess

the ultimate sub lesbian. they will literally lay there whilst their partner does all the work.

ugh, that girl i hooked up with last night was such a pillow princess. i had to do all the work!

by fucking woke man February 1, 2020

gas prices

for more a fitting definition of this term, see "bullshit."

There's no point in spending the money for my road test when I can't even fucking drive anyway because of gas prices.

by gaspricessuckballsack May 8, 2008

Shanghai Princess

a name given to a select few young women that come from Shanghai, China. Usually fashionably dressed, but extremely demanding and very high maintenance. Can often be seen in shopping malls in Shanghai in areas such as Nanjing Road, Huai Hai Road or Xujiahui. Usually accompanied by a tired-looking boyfriend who has spent all his money on her.

'Oh man, Cherry is definitely very hot, but she's a total Shanghai Princess. She'll spend all your salary in Gan Hui Plaza for sure'.

by ziccawei January 9, 2010

principessa

Means princess in Italian.

My daddy says I'm his principessa :D

by missitaly October 6, 2007

Katie Price

1) A strange woman with dodgy post-op transexual breasts and teracotta orange skin. She is famous in the U.K for...um...well, nothing. She was also publicly excluded from Jade Goody's funeral and was divorced by Peter Andre.

2) A Chavvy woman who is trying to be glamourous, but ultimately fails and ends up looking even more trashy.

3) A young girl who mistakenly believes that slutty=mature.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that twelve year old girl walk by with heels and makeup on?

Girl 2: I know! What a Katie Price!

by Dr Wilson's Chemo August 21, 2009

princess wand

A pre-operative transwoman's penis. (Offensive to many transwomen, who would prefer their penises not be fetishized.)

He only wanted to sleep with her because he wanted to play with her princess wand.

by Mundane456 January 28, 2017