poker face

slutish, flirty, plastic

girl1: look at her! flirting with another guy!
girl2: such a poker face

by shecansing June 1, 2009

poser

Anyone who tries to be like someone else just so they can fit in, don't even know what the hell they are doing, or just being dumbasses who can't tell the difference between pop and punk, black and white, or even frickin metal and r&b.

Punks can kick someones ass
Posers just get their asses kicked
Posers act like they can kick ass

by avril-hater4life September 25, 2005

poser

A person who is not as cool as they dress. Probably a person who was once carefree and happy then started to wear dark clothes and wear "skater clothes" in order to fit in. They also DO care what people think about them unlike what people may say.

Girl 1: UG look at that cute emo boy over their i wish i was freinds with him

Girl 2: OK me too! lets go to the mall and get tons of black clothes! then theyll accept us!!!!

Girl 1: YEAH they wont expect that were posers!!!!!! mwahaha

by Pish October 9, 2005

poser

trendys who wear glittery tshirts saying 'the ramones' 'ac/dc' and 'the rolling stones' with their designer clothings, who the think they are cool even they its obvious they havent heard a single song by that bad.

she thinks so cool wearing a 'iron maiden' shirt with her D&G sunglasses, tis blates she listens to RnB, what a poser.

by [|oH|nO|mISS|tRADEGY|] August 23, 2006

poser

someone who says they like or hate something, but they don't show it in a way of whether they like it or not

Casey is such a poser. He said that Finger Eleven are awful, yet he was dancing when their song "Paralyzer" was playing on the radio last Tuesday while Christine, Melissa, and I were making Halloween decorations for our Halloween party. And he had the nerve to call me a poser. At least I don't dance to music I don't like.

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

poser

someone who trys to act a particular way to be popular, feel good, etc, but ends up looking ignorant

You are obviously a poser.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2007

Poker-fart

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.

*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.

by STTEVE! September 11, 2010