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Pantaleon

An obsessive collector of clothing, usually pants. One who has won second place in an Adolf Hitler look-alike contest. Most commonly used as a name for someone who corrects every little mistake you make (most of the time, however, a pantaleon is incorrect) and one who is unable to skip using his/her left foot more than three times. This person also has the potential to be the most ridiculed and feared High School teacher. Abuse of cutters and Nazism obsession (plus a wide collection of "Mein Kampf" in four different languages including Klingon) aren't uncommon in pantaleons.
"Will you stop being a Pantaleon and let me finish!?"

"That Pantaleon is going to top Mr. Manny one day!"

"Sorry, but Pantaleons aren't allowed in the three-legged race."

"We're all out of pants, sir. That Pantaleon over there has just bought all of the available pants in our store."

"Please refer to the Pantaleon if you want to borrow our collection of Mein Kampf."
by moronicfables February 12, 2006
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plantation

When the penis game gets old and you need something new to yell
walking down the hall at school you see your friend immediatly your bluurt out PLANTATION
by onlydeth November 26, 2010
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Plan T

When 2 males around the same height, skin tone, and wearing the same cloths (normaly boxers & white Beatter) plan to bang a bitch in the same room. One starts by banging the girl leaves and the other comes in. Girl believes it's the same guy in the dark. The "T" stand 4 twin cause the two guys look alike.
My and B hit a plan T on that bitch!
by J-Dunnn July 21, 2006
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pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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pant-must

The musty smell a male gender develops in the crotch/nutsack region.
Since Barney had sour pant-must smell, this hindered his blow job potential.
by KL March 11, 2005
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pant biscuit

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.
*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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plantain

A tiny banana, often referred to as a small penis.
Chris Patriani's plantain got caught in the drawer again today.
by Lichmorg August 21, 2009
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