Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.

"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"

by shark00hunter November 02, 2022

Pineapple Liker

(Derogatory) fuck pineapples all my homies hate pineapples

you're a pineapple liker? disgusting!

by c0llarb0ne June 12, 2021

Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 24, 2016

swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy February 25, 2011

pineapple activist

Eating/drinking pineapple so u when she wants to commit cannibalism and swallow your babies it taste good

Bro I'm becomimg a "pineapple activist" for chloe

by _rroberttt April 21, 2017

pineapple spongebob

Kyler Malen took it in the ass by a gay man

Kyler malen took it in the ass by one of my homies hes a pineapple spongebob

by HappySlappyPapi November 30, 2021