panda

Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.

All the news chicks are pandas these days.

by little boo April 9, 2010

Panda-kun

A derogative word meaning an Asian, usually Japanese, person. Is usually used by weak, white, wealthy (Triple W)males.

Look at that Panda-kun. I bet she eats Pocky all day and also watches anime with her slanty eyes. What a ruhtard.

by Dick C. Mongler November 5, 2010

trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

bored panda

A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can

Cassie is such a bored panda

by Rompinthomspon May 27, 2018

Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

sad panda

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.

Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.

by mippef December 24, 2008

[Panda Syndrome]

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.

Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!

by Nadia A. December 15, 2008