trash-faced

The condition of one who drinks so much that their face displays the qualities of trash.

After 5 unfortunate glasses of scotch, Graham was trash-faced. And he puked.

by Hot Sex January 2, 2009

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 22, 2006

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 3, 2011

Septa face

When everything on a chick looks good except her face - septa face. Derived from the Philadelphia area. SEPTA (S.E. Pa Transportation Authority) Similar to Butter face

Son, that chick I was with last night had a hot body but she had a Septa face.

by Philly Phill October 13, 2008

Numark Face

The face someone makes when they have to use Numark gear.

1. That equipment sucks. Look at that dj's Numark Face.

2. The dj saw the mixer he has to use for tonight. He looked at the crowd and gave the Numark Face.

by Ganja House June 13, 2010

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

mozzy face

A vagina (according to this wierd play i'm doing).

You are a mozzy face

by Steve Graham October 3, 2003