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Oliver

An Oliver is someone who has a shriveled old man penis and absolutely no future. Oliver is also the mayor of loserville and is blacklisted from the list. Oliver never has and never will get any hoes and everyone who has ever met him hates him passionately and wants him to be crucified.
Everyone hates Oliver.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
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oliver jackson cohn

oliver jackson cohn is a name of a famous person
me: oliver jackson cohn get over here. him: no
by hotd0g63 February 20, 2024
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Oliver

Oliver truly is amazing. He's so awesome, I'm going to have to understate his amazingness in this definition. God, he's beautiful. He is the most sexiest and cutest man alive. He might not have a big dick because he's yellow BUT ITS OK BECAUSE SIZE DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER. trust me, i would know. Anyways, he sleeps a little, just a wee little bit past his bedtime but what god doesn't. He's too busy being fucking awesome. Ok but these are all surface level stuff. He is so nice and caring and will never give up on you. And I mean never. If you have a goal, he will make sure it will be accomplished or he will end himself. Like actually. He will instill confidence in you that you have never felt before cause that is just the person he is. Yeah, he might have insecurities, but who the fuck doesn't? It only makes him better, he can help people through their insecurities and their goals even though he's struggling with his own.
I love you Oliver. You deserve everything. <3
by ilosecontrol February 21, 2024
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oliver stevens

by anonymous March 16, 2024
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oliver stevens

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024
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oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men
Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro
by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024
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oliver roebuck

also known as brother in christ, tommy tom tom's #1 bbg and apparently a 'piano', he is a dork. (im joking) he is a pretty cool person who goes by the name mirage and has very dookie hearing. he's pretty cool to have around, he will just bully you constantly. he also loves snorting crack off- ahem!
wheres oliver roebuck?
oh, he's over there wahh-ing
by ?!$@$% March 25, 2024
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