official

Steamy Hot Tuggin'

Rep: I'll Have to get official on your cock!

by Meechan September 12, 2006

marshing the office mellow

when someone's negative attitude or questioning brings down the mojo of a workplace.

"Chel's boss was marshing the office mellow when she fired Chel for using "damn" in an e-mail"

by ruchristopheric May 28, 2006

official bae

Girlfriend and Boyfriend for real.

He/She is my official bae.

by axylum16 July 25, 2014

Double Chief Knowledge Officer

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.

Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone

by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 25, 2010

Office

Area with minimum 3 walls or partitions

Tim has an office but Tony doesn't.

by Mr office August 21, 2008

Office Slut

One who is continually & unwillingly fucked over in the office.

The office slut got fucked in the staff meeting by the office nazi, while everyone else kept quiet.

by sore ass June 24, 2007

Office Ogre

This person is usually a female that is extremely over weight and ugly. She has large breasts is definately not attractive,has at least one noticable mole on their body that wants to make you throw up and there is not enought money in the world to fuck this girl. They are typically WOW (World Of Warcraft) players. They meet guys online that have similar intrests. They are usually white and are very sensitive. They tease and make fun of other people not realizing they are fugly. They tend to eat chili or things of the sort. Ex: Fritos,pasta,mixed with chili beans and cheese. They tend to make a big deal about anything. Office Ogre usally get made fun of. Other office people are glad that they dont know someone like that outside off work. Office Ogres tend to eat junk food . When the Office Oger takes a shit everyone knows that she is in the restroom.Office Ogres takes their job very seriously so they are always on time and always make a big deal of being back to work on time.If you work with an Office Ogre I am trully sorry.

Damn dude I cant believe that Office Ogre still works here. I would have fired that nasty bitch the first day. I bet she eats Rice Krispy treasts all the time.

by Edgar Vences July 16, 2007