fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
mugGet the fucking can openermug.

open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
"open up the cheese trap 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😩😩😩😩😩😩✅✅✅✅✅✅🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🤞💯😮😮😮😮😮😮🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"
by b1lth July 10, 2024
mugGet the open up the cheese trapmug.

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more
no thanks, open other celibate down
by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025
mugGet the open other celibate downmug.

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)
"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"
by openingdragon July 9, 2023
mugGet the opening dragonmug.

Open Meat

A game were you and a group of friends run around away from each other defending your meat with one hand and trying to meat tap (hitting someones meat) another's meat with the other hand. At the end of the designated time whoever has the most meat taps wins and whoever has the reddest meat gets disqualified and then the next round starts and the same thing happens. The game lasts until one person is standing
Person: Hey yo! Open Meat!

Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.
by Russwest44 February 5, 2020
mugGet the Open Meatmug.

Open-jaw allowed.

Open-jaw allowed.
All fares shown are round trip, including taxes & surcharges. Open-jaw allowed.
by Open-jaw allowed December 20, 2017
mugGet the Open-jaw allowed.mug.

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