Non-romantic situationship

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.

- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”

by BeHumanOutLoud May 13, 2025

non point

A really really bad band. Non Point aka pointless

I went to a non point concert, everyone was wearing jenkos and wearing black eyeliner.

by Speakerpimp August 18, 2006

non-advice

Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.

Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.

Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.

by Midig December 17, 2018

Non-Binary Sex

when ppl who dont have a gender sex

I LOVE HAVING NON-BINARY SEX!!!!!11!!1111111!!!!1111!!!!!!!

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

non-voter

a lil' bitch

the only thing worse than a simp is a non-voter

by p33p33p00p00ch3ck September 10, 2020

Damno quod non intelligo

In Latin : I reject anything, everything and everyone I don't understand

Shrink: Damian you need serious help

Damian: sir, damno quod non intelligo. I will fly my own freak flag. ( Damian then runs away).

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021